Girls lie when they say size doesn’t matter. IT DOES. Customize your dream slut and get her ready to take on the BIGGEST dicks the world has ever seen!

26,358 01.23.19

fuckin' classic

33,777 01.07.19

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

167,328 11.10.18

Intrusion 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

232,513 10.28.18

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history . Fap again .

139,403 06.08.18

She seems like a nice girl. The type that would throw herself off a post office rooftop if you missed her text, or fuck the mailman's chihuahua if your Instagram pic got 0 likes. But her taste in recreational activities? Shit, I've seen happier faces cleaning toilets at the Renaissance Fair. []

5,775 02.01.19 TG

Almost 12 years ago an anonymous internet user asked the world for help, but in a strange twist of fate achieved a status of legendary hero that hasn't been matched since those brief moments on 5/6/7. Nevar Forget.

1,601,065 01.27.19 Anonymous

Original casting videos

653,569 01.21.19 jihad

Admittedly an Internet classic by every definition, so chances are you've already squeezed a hog or 3 to this unfaithful slootanany. But I've never seen this edit before so release the pigs and let's retrojack again for old times sake. Full story Original edit

1,009,451 01.15.19 MadCompilation

Step 1: Have the genetics of a Ugandan warrior
Step 2: The good mustard
Step 3: Repeat

640,172 01.11.19 TG

I don't know what's more impressive: An actual accurate title on a user-uploaded porn site or him going all 9 minutes without asking Yahoo answers where the clitoris is. Back to Runescape, Edwin.

656,824 01.10.19 RealGFPorn

Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin. SPOILER: These ones aren't. .

1,031,377 01.06.19 Various

You know at one point in time her dirt tulip at full pucker was still smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in January. I want to know where that footage is. And more importantly, the followup video of John McAfee announcing her as his running mate for 2020?

991,685 01.01.19 TG

Did Mark McGrath admit to being a pedophile? Did a feminist bassist fist rape a minor? Why is Eve 6 throwing lunch meat at a hooker? Buffalo Billy? IDFK but I killed 50 bucks for this rare VHS on eBay and I have zero regrets. Shitty Cut versions and .

919,541 12.26.18 jihad

Let's hope professor JAV is better at making up hacker stories than he is at organizing playlists. 'cause after 30 seconds of this I'm sure it's adios tenure, and hello Alex Jones interview.

879,060 12.22.18 Anonymous

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

1,442,002 12.17.18 TG

I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

1,167,320 12.16.18 RGFP

Hefty LGBTQA+3.14 troglodyke gets last nights Hungry Man dinner ejected out of her after trying to post up on the wrong block. Lesson Learned: When it comes to esophageal tolerance, don't mess with the black people.

1,250,069 12.11.18 Anonymous

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811,823 12.07.18 TG

Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lulz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack alone is enough to keep my Bugle Boy cut-offs on the rinse cycle. []

1,049,781 12.02.18 Paul

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special & Clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

1,302,050 11.26.18 Anonymous

Would be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman and . []

1,677,411 11.19.18 TG

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

1,567,050 11.14.18 TG

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

1,456,925 11.09.18 Anonymous

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as , and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public. []

1,662,734 11.04.18 Bangbros

I can't imagine how many family gatherings have been derailed thanks to the conversation that followed wearing one of these beauties to dinner. How the fuck are you supposed to multitask keeping grandma vertical AND explain ? Spoiler alert: You can't. A choice must be made.

190,804 08.24.17 efukt
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